Two little quizy testy things popped up in my journal feed today. So imma throw them together for ultimate time-consuming and irrevocably uninteresting filth. Enjoy.
Level 1:
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed a member of the same sex
(x) Drank Alcohol
SO FAR: 4
Level 2:
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
(x) Shoplifted
(x) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 8
Level 3:
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 11
Level 4:
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To England
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 14
Level 5:
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook/Myspace/MXit (only if Xanga counts xD)
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 17
Level 6:
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Loved/Liked Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 21
Level 7:
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
( ) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone Mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 23
Level 8:
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO FAR: 28
Level 9:
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Held A Snake
SO FAR: 31
Level 10:
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been Cheated On
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 34
Level 11:
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 37
Level 12:
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten A Whole Pint Of Ice Cream In One Night
( ) Danced In The Moonlight
SO FAR: 37
Level 13:
(x) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been Obsessed With Post It Notes
SO FAR: 39
Level 14:
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 42
Level 15:
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
( ) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers (see also: art school)
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 46
Level 16:
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 48
Level 17:
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set and/or Sun Rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or Anywhere
SO FAR: 52
Level 18:
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
SO FAR: 54
Level 19:
(x) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 55
Level 20:
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/Ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
SO FAR: 57
Level 21:
( ) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 4 Hours
(x) Recently Stayed Up For A While Talking To Someone You Care About
SO FAR: 60
Level 22:
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
( ) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been Scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 61
Level 23:
( ) Believe In Ghosts
(x) Have/had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Streaking
(x) Visited a Jail
SO FAR: 63
Level 24:
( ) Played Chicken
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 65
Level 25:
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Movie
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 68
Level 26:
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
( ) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 72
Level 27:
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 73
Level 28:
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked by A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 78
Level 29:
(x) Been Shot At/Or Held At Gunpoint (oh cousins with paintball guns)
( ) Had Sex In The Rain
( ) Flattened Someones Tires
(x) Rode Your Bike/Driven Your Car Until The Fuel Light Came On
(x) got 20$ or less worth of fuel
TOTAL: 81
1. last drink: root beer
2. last phone call:
KatValentine3. last person texted:
KatValentine4. last song heard: Atlantic by Thrice
5. last time cried: like every single day at work. WRAI U SO SHITTY CUSTOMER
HAVE YOU EVER....
6. get back with someone you've broken up with: a couple times, with different someones
7. been cheated on: yeah, but they regret it once i do find out. bastards.
9. lost someone special: more than i'd like to remember
10. been depressed: haven't had it diagnosed, but sometimes i wonder
11. been drunk and threw up: bwahahahahaha yes. i AM in a sorority, after all
THREE FAV COLOURS
12. 60% french gray
13. kelly green
14. -
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU EVER
15. make a new friend: yes
16. fallen out of love: nah
17. laughed until cried: more than likely
18. met someone who has changed you: nah
19. find out who your true friends are: went through that last year
20. find out someone was talking about you: yeah. my mom's boss was bitching about my boobie tat but didn't have the ladyballs to confront either my mother or i about it. fucking cunt.
21. kissed anyone on your da friend list: lololol nah
22. how many people in your da friends list do you know in real life: a few
23. how many kids do you want: i want to remove children from existence, if that's any indication
24. do you have any pets?: holden caulfield, my texel guinea pig <3
25. do you want to change your name?: i don't know what i'd change it to, but yeah. i've always hated my name.
26. what did you do on your last birthday?: worked an overnight. drank vodka on my front porch at 11 am. spilled said vodka all over my mother. trollolol
27. what time did you wake up?: about an hour and a half ago.
28. what were you doing at midnight last night?: probably mindlessly watching something on ze boobtube between obsessively playing internet slots
29. name something you CANNOT wait for: MY TRIP TO SEE
KatValentine30. last time you saw your brother?: it's been a long time
31. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life?: mo money, less problems.
32. have you ever talked to a famous person?: quite a few times.
33. who is getting on your nerves right now?: the entire human population
34. most visited web site?: facebuk
35. what's your real name?: chelsea
36. who's your best friend?: ren and
KatValentine37. relationship status?: FOREVER ALONE
38. zodiac sign: taurus
39. male or female?: tits
40. elementry school: something about vikings, i think?
41. middle school: tigers
42. high school/college: tigers/artsy fartsy
43. hair color: black, naturally dark blonde
44. long or short: short D'X had to cut off 18" for work
45. height: 5'7 or 5'8. who knows.
46. do you have a crush on someone?: not anyone that's real
47. what do you like about yourself?: nothing fufufufufufu
48. piercings?: currently 3 (each ear, tongue), before i got this shitty job 7 (2 each ear, 2 right nostril, tongue)
49. tatoos?: four
50. righty or lefty?: rightytighty
FIRSTS:
51. first surgery: NEVAR
52. first piercing?: i was a chitlin
53. first best friend: alex, whose older brother married us in the doorway of his bedroom
54. first sport you joined: soccer
55. first vacation: california as a beebins
56. first pair of trainers: i was probably like -3 months
RIGHT NOW
57. eating: i made a pizza. i haven't touched it.
58. drinking: root beerrrrrrrrrr
59. im about to: write sumfin
60. listening to: For Miles by Thrice (and now an ad on spotify)
61. waiting for: zombies, alien invasion, or the even less likely lottery win
YOUR FUTURE
62. want kids: NEVAR
63. get married: let's hope not
64. career: artsyfartsy
YOU LIKE BETTER
65. lips or eyes?: eyes
66. hugs or kisses?: keeses
67. shorter or taller?: taller
68. older or younger: older. like, way older. i'm totally a graverobber
69. romantic or spontaneous?: romantic
70. nice stomach or nice arms?: arms. a pudgy tummy is more comfy to lay on.
71. sensitive or loud?: LOUD. RAUCOUS AND BRASH AND LUMBERJACK-ISH.
HAVE YOU EVER
73. kissed a stranger: yes
74. drank hard liquor?: bwahaha always
75. lost glasses or contacts?: i've had my dolce&gabbana frames stolen.
76. have sex on first date: i don't go on dates
77. broken someones heart: lololol probablyyy
78. turned someone down: quite a few times
79. cried when someone died?: yeah. first experience with death sent me to the hospital.
80. fallen for a friend: lolololololyeah
DO YOU BELIVE IN
81. yourself?: nah
82. love at first sight: nah, tis bullshit
83. heaven: believing in heaven is like believing the earth is flat.
84. santa clause: nah
85. kiss on the first date: yup
86. angels: not even the baseball team
87. God: LOLOLOLOLOL
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
88. had more than one girlfriend/boyfriend at the same time?: nope
89. did you sing today: yes ma'am
90. ever cheat on someone?: if having a surprise kiss planted on me is cheating, then yes.
91. if you could go back in time: i'd bring back a megalodon as my mode of transportation
92. the moment you would choose to live: prenatal
93. are you afraid of falling in love?: nahhh
94. are you afraid of posting these 94 truths?: no one reads this anyway, so nah